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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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