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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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