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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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