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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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