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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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