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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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