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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

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It's always up to something.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

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They are both Paris sights.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

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A postage stamp.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

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When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

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It has a meltdown.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

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Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

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Inflation.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

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With a pumpkin patch.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

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No, son.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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