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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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