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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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