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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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