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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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