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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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