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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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