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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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