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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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