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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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