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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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