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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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