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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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