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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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