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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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