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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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