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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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