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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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