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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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