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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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