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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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