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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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