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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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