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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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