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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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