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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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