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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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