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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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