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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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