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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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