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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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