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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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