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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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