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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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