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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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