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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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