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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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