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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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