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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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