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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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