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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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