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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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