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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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