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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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