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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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