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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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