Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

3430
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

427
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

2679
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

2849
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

410
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

2251
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

558
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

446
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

905
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

88
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

1573
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

719