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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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