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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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