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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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