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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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