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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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