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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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