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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Gaucho Marx

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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