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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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