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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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