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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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