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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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