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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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