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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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