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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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