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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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