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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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