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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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