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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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