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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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