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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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