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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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