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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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