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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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