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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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