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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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