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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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