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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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