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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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