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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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