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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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