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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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