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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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