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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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