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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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