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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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