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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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