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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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