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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

1844

What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

2093

What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

2084

What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

1945

How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990