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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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