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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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