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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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