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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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