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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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