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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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