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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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