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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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