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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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