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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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