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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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