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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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