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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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