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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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