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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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