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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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