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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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