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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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