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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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