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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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