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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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