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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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