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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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