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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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