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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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