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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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