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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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