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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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