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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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