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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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