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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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