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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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