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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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