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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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