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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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