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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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