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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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