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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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