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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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