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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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