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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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