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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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