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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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