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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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