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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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