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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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