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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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