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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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C to shining C

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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