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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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