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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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