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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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