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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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