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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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