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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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