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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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