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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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