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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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