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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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