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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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C to shining C

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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