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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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