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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What does the Eiffel Tower and dangerous germs have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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