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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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