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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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