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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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