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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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