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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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