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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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