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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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