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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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