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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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