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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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