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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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