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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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