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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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