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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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