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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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