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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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