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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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