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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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