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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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