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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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