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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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