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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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