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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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