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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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