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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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