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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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