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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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