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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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