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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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