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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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