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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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