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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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