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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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