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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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