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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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