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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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